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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8563 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 976 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
