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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4858 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 746 | Animals Bred: | 94 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4207 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6256 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
