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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 194 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1777 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!