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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2671 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6301 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 808 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
