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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2483 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 405 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1799 |
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