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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7504 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 53 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
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