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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4515 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Animals Bred: | 90 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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