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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8849 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 2540 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
