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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3256 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Ores Mined: | 6133 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
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