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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 606 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!