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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6659 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8815 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
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