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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3701 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
