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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7155 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!