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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4842 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4249 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 153 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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