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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9386 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 277 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
