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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7274 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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