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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5470 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 202 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
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