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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 377 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1386 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 2133 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
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