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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5278 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Votes: | 7542 |
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