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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 633 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!