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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6373 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 123 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
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