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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9309 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 955041 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
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