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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1407 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
