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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7036 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 180 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 167 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
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