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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9497 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 994 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!