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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1282 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Magic Items Found: | 2566 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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