The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to spice up your life because our SMP is so peppered, your angus won’t know what hit it!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the server’s economy, and if you can impress them with your llama dance skills, you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most peppered SMP around. Your angus will thank you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7671	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4811	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7335	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
New Chunks Explored:	553162	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.