The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

Ethicraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Star Shards Collected:	190
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

play.hazardpvp.net

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4088	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

play.themineverse.com

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Players Killed by Monsters:	704	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	243
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Play.PokePower.com

Murica

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

murica-craft.mcpro.co

Action Allstars Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5900	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

mc.aasmc.net

Nydus Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Farms Harvested:	961
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

play.nydusmc.com

DusDavidGames

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	576
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

De DDG server .

play.dusdavidgames.nl

Wildcat Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

198.55.108.135:25596

SkyyLands

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	4825
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Potions Brewed:	162	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

108.166.172.57

kazzolina

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Dragon Eggs Found:	7097
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

“AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

-snoopy

az-mc.us

PaxArtfex

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ores Mined:	4578	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

192.99.21.19

mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Votes:	111
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

mc.nwps.fi

Skyblock-France

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

87.98.195.44:25965