The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

ass, blocky, BOOTY, chuuba, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8448	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2357	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Potions Brewed:	104	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	670	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Animals Bred:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1685	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	6079
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	66
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.