The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7589	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CivRealms

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

[VERSION 1.12.2] CivRealms Minecraft encourages players to form and act out dynamic politics in a sandbox world with limited resources. Our plugins allow players police each other and reasonably fortify their own creations. This allows players to create and maintain communities and civilizations that can withstand common griefers, allowing for deeper and more interesting political & economic gameplay.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Exinine

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Exinine! Exinine is an Anarchy RPG Minecraft Server.

Features! Experience At its core, Exinine is about having an experience. An experience to get stronger, and better. You are free to do this within Exinine, as gaining Experience causes you to grow, and level up, surpassing others.

Thank-you for playing Exinine, there will be more to come so stay tuned!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Eclipse gaming

Cosmetics, Crates, Multiplayer Survival, Prison, smp

Connect and experience the thrill of Minecraft at its finest on the Eclipse Network! Dive into an immersive survival world or grow drugs in prison. The choice is yours! Join us for a unique non-stop adventure!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hyversal

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

* KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lirop

Creative, Economy, Survival

Content: Concept & Worlds

Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Zyncsmp

Active, Antigrief, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Economy, Friendly, Player Shops

Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cardboard Craft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

We have a few gamemodes including:

Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bloques Socialistas

PvP, Survival

Survival server.

It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Creeed lifefuse

PvP, smp

Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkyDead

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

pengucraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Valtichub

Box, Grinders, PvP

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FewFrands

PvP, Survival

Great Small survival server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vexmc

OneBlock, PvP

Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8294

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.