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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6582 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!