Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Emeralds Found: 3049 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhestPlays City

    GhestPlays City

    Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Zombie Dances: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4723 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7381 Potions Brewed: 144
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magic Items Found: 2612
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Towns Built: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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