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HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	167	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Crops Grown:	8052
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4325	Void Gems Collected:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Potions Brewed:	154
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25