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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9959 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our epic custom-built spawn made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare flying pig soaring through the sky.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. XD