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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9869 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 |
Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!