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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9382 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!