The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Emeralds Found:	6652	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4034	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Votes:	3420
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Towns Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	777705	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Mines Excavated:	4205
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	194	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	1131
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	92
Towns Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crops Grown:	4279	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com