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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5841 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 7808 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
