The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

GameScape

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ores Mined:	2105	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

GameScape.hopto.org

cubez-craft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	133	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

216.172.108.58

JschierCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	814
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

75.127.13.37

Smile’s Network

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

node14.minecrafted.net:25578

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

play.enixgaming.com

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

172.245.215.211

HostMaster’s Minecraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

mc.phillipsdata.com

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

minerap.com

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Animals Bred:	69
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	3325	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

play.everythingsurvival.net

Pony Paradise

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Runes Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

37.59.192.195

WoutWoot’s MC server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

mc1.woutwoot.com

VictusMC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

173.236.60.84

Dascompany

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

dascompany.apmx.net

GTB Minecraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Crops Grown:	8952	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4824	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

mc-gtb.com

GodzGaming

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

198.154.103.234