The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	1162
Players Killed by Monsters:	2657	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1925
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

The Covert

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ores Mined:	5686
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Crops Grown:	3974	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Pure Vanilla survival, Raid, PVP. We have Adult Admins. Come survive with us and have fun! If you like to build in secret, raid at night, and destroy other players, this is a server for you.

67.212.177.141

lions3316

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426

Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!

198.143.154.44

Sigma Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6049
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)

198.24.134.122:30036

Block.sqlm.ro

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Block.sqlm.ro

188.212.100.154

MONMAN11

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	6703	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

MONMAN11.com

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Void Armor Forged:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

platincreeper.de

MC Traveler

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8576	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

mctraveler.eu

ACSS

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

aston-css.co.uk

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

play.p-n.ca

CarreCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Cracked.Lunar.Network

The Durbin Dungeon

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Void Gems Collected:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

The Durbin Dungeon

We are a new server that employs: * PvP * Factions * Mythic Loot * Mythic Mobs * mcMMO and many others!

Our donation web store is located at: http://durbindungeon.buycraft.net

durbindungeon.mine.nu

Craft Networks

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ores Mined:	1887	Towns Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Craft is a fun loving server filled to the brim with fun owners and admins. We dedicate loads of our time to make the server amazing for all who join. We like to keep things simple; we’ve kept a basic “walk out of” spawn and a fun towny wilderness, free for PVP and adventuring. Join Craft today over at mc.craft-rp.net!

mc.craft-rp.net

Prometeus

Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	910	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Prometheus

93.91.250.137:27530

Kaizen Worlds

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Kaizen Worlds is a 6-year-old survival server for people of all ages.

Main features of the server: Towny for player grouping and land claims MCMMO to level up skill and gain new abilities shops to ear and spend in-game money creative plots in a separate world, in case you want to take a break from mining or want to test out a build idea regular build competitions that can earn you goodies And much more.

Important note! Players on our server come from all over the world, are of all races, cultures, and genders. As such racism, sexism and homophobic behavior are not tolerated.

mc.kaizen-worlds.net

PurePvP

Factions, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Vote for PurePvP

108.170.3.178