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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Animals Bred:	24

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Bedrock Cross-play now supported!TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!Features: – Towny claim system with no-grief survival – Rank System with Custom Perks – Player-focused economy – Jobs & /sell to earn money – Voting Crates & Pinata – RPG Experience with McMMO – Dedicated server hardware

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!