The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	248
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crops Grown:	3973

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We are looking for people to join are minecraft server. SERVER NAME: Fox&theHoundSurvival SMP Difficulty-HARD Version-1.20.4Feel free to join are discord https://discord.gg/kd5Urmtf

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

• Prison <- Rank up From A-Z To Prestige • PVP <- Battle Other Players For there Loot • Parkour <- Beat Our Mid-Hard Ones For a Reward In-Game • Events <- We will host events Around the holidays and Other Times so stay tuned! • Special Commands <- Get Special Commands From our Store to Use In-Game • Auction House <- Sell Items On the server For extra $

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!