The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	New Chunks Explored:	971771
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlotPlay

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We cordially invite you to the PlotPlay.pl server On the server you will find: ・Custom 5000×5000 grid map with various dungeon structures. ・Customowe moby. ・Lucky blocki. ・Kingdoms (create your kingdom and fight for domination). ・Easier tree felling. ・Many updates. ・Nice and helpful administration. Earn coins by mining ores: ・By mining raw materials such as coal, iron, diamonds and netherite, there is a chance that you will additionally mine coins thanks to which you can purchase many interesting items with the /rank command!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Express Box

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

We strive to make Express Box unique compared to other servers. Therefore we have created a state of the art PvP-Enabled map including medieval themed builds such as castles and towers. We have also mixed in multiple other biomes to increate the originality of the server.

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CreeperGames

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

We are CreeperGames, a Minecraft network for Java and Bedrock version, we’ll see you there https://discord.gg/7zSNpMs8BP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Oasisverse

Roleplay

The best Minecraft modern life server in the world. You can drive a car, live in a spacious mansion, and fly around the world with your friends. You can experience the prosperity of the world in the main cyberpunk city, and grow your favorite vegetables on the farm with your family. And fruit, man, put on the gun, and fight with the enemy in the streets, come to our server and enjoy, love you Oasisverse teamcontact us Discord;CeaserNotFound

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VoiceChat Server Play.airforce

Anarchy, Bukkit, Proximitychat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

Airforce Anarchy is a 8-year old Minecraft server with no moderation, supporting both Java and Bedrock versions, and welcoming cracked and premium players. It features 24/7 live streaming of player activities and has a voice chat server at ip: voicechat.play.airforce.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ciphersky

Economy, Survival

Ciphersky is a 100% non pay to win Minecraft SMP server. That focuses on giving you a great SMP experience. We do not sell any items on our store that will give someone a advantage over other players. We offer a free unlimited land claiming system. Awesome custom enchants and daily, weekly & monthly log in rewards

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AyorMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Ayormc is a Minecraft network with tons of game modes for you to play and enjoy!

We don’t ruin our game modes with pay2win features like the majority of the competition.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TxcBoxpvp

PvP

THIS SERVER IS ONLY BOXPVP SERVER 1.20.1 so much fun with friends with friends enjoys <3 with friends enjoys <3 enjoys <3

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ToastCraft – 1.20 – 1.20.4 Towny McMMO Survival Server

Deadchest, MCMMO, Rtp, Shops, smp, Survival, Towny, Vote, Voterewards, Votifier

ToastCraft

ToastCraft is a survival Towny server on 1.20 that uses McMMO, ChestShop, SilkSpawners, Death Chests, and more!

You can connect using Minecraft versions 1.20, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, 1.20.3, and 1.20.4.

We have multiple towns that are ready to join, a player market, an auction house, and dungeons (WIP)!

Want to get right into the action? Do /RTP and you’ll be teleported to a random location in the wilderness!

Join our Discord server to receive up-to-date information about the server! You also get notifications when new items are added to the auction house!

Join our Discord server: discord.gg/cv39S9Ff9H

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HearthCraft SMP (1.20): A no-griefing, no-resets economy experience

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HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.0% pay-to-win perk system.Resource worlds (resets monthly)DynmapZero tolerance for any form of hate speech.Pet systemLevel-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy.Land ClaimingmcMMOActive and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc.Marriage plugin/wild (random teleport) commandLeaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Technical

Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in VirginiaUses PurpurBlock logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, for rare cases in which the server is clearly at fault, with InventorySaver./pl is publicNo keep-inventory but /back is enabled and drops are locked (i.e. no one can take them except you) by default.Difficulty = HardMain world is 90,000 * 90,000. All other worlds are 20,000 * 20,000.No entity culling, mob stacking, or other plugin-reliant farm limitations.

Links

Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.netRules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rulesIP: play.hearthcraft.netStatistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RoyaleAnarchy

Anarchy

Anarchy Server Information: -Version: 1.12.2 -IP: royaleanarchy.me -Dupes: FrameDupe 30% -/tpa /home /sethome /nc Discord : discord.royaleanarchy.me Web page: https://hardanarchy.craftingstore.net

Official Server Authorized By: HardAnarchy.ga Server Premium Not Premium 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NoCrystal Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

NoCrystal is an anarchy server with end crystals disabled and 1.8 pvp. The crafting dupe is currently the only dupe.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Zodiac

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Survival 1.20.1JAVA and BEDROCK MMORPG Custom with modified monsters and increased difficulty plus many new features!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ShinyCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Earth

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

⛏️ Minecraft Country – A mostly vanilla PvE survival server. ✨

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Welcome to Minecraft Country, the Ultimate Co-Op Minecraft Server! If you’re seeking a truly immersive and collaborative Minecraft experience, look no further. Our server is a haven for those who appreciate the beauty of vanilla gameplay, but enjoy tools and mechanics to make default gameplay more convenient. Dive into a PvE-only world where players can come together to craft their own unique realm.

At Minecraft Country, we uphold strict server rules to ensure a level playing field. Cheating in any form, be it through mods, hacks, or third-party software, is strictly forbidden. We foster a friendly and respectful community. To stake your claim in this virtual world, simply place a chest and follow our straightforward land-claiming instructions. Our commitment to constant improvement means that we’re always listening to our players’ feedback, with new features and mechanics added regularly.

We’ve also introduced innovative changes & additions – like player claims, changes to the day night cycle, and changes to hunger mechanics to enhance your gameplay. Additionally, at Minecraft Country, we believe in enhancing your exploration experience. Our dynamic live map, easily accessible via links on our server website or in-game with the /map chat command, provides a captivating top-down view of the world. This invaluable tool not only helps you navigate and locate points of interest but also enables you to connect with fellow players, spot mobs, and identify land claims. It’s a game-changer for those seeking to embark on epic adventures and collaborate effectively in our vibrant virtual world.

Currently, we support Java Edition exclusively, so fire up your Java client, add our server IP address, and join us in crafting the ultimate cooperative adventure. Discover the joy of pure Minecraft camaraderie at Minecraft Country, where “vanilla” is anything but ordinary.

You can find lots more information at our website. You can also find many of our links and commands in a convenient in-game GUI by using the /menu or /m command in chat.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Star Shards Collected:	173

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.