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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5823 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1152 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!