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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2721 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 4081 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Enchantments Applied: | 180 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!