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”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3988	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	54	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

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EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	1932	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1860
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9991	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ores Mined:	8073	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3