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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6652 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!