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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3978 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 175 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6896 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5143 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!