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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1316 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!