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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3478 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 133 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 166 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!